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Remember Robert Palmer's band from Addicted to Love? This is them now, feel old yet?

Remember Robert Palmer's band from Addicted to Love? This is them now, feel old yet?

avatar John Paul

And we go a little something like this. Hit it. I'm at a bar and I'm looking for some action. But like Mick Jagger said, I can't get no satisfaction. The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me. My threads are fresh and I'm looking to tell, you know what's up, what a low C. The girls are all jocking at the other end of the bar. H

avatar Mark Manson
WICKERGOODMEMES STEPHEN KING MISERY LOVE & SEX after 60

WICKERGOODMEMES STEPHEN KING MISERY LOVE & SEX after 60

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I bet the blades are dull on those scissors...

I bet the blades are dull on those scissors...

avatar John Paul

What would you tell yourself in five years? What will I tell myself? Yeah, like what? What do you want to tell yourself? If I'm still alive at 91, yeah, I want to die. It's my grandma's 94th birthday. Happy birthday to you. Well, thank you very much. I hope this is my last. Would you like me to bring the cake? Granny cracks me up everyday. And I wo

avatar Mark Manson
IT'S THIRSTY THURSDAY WHERE OUR BITCHES AT?!

IT'S THIRSTY THURSDAY WHERE OUR BITCHES AT?!

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